Moose Turd Cologne
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🌲🦌 Introducing Our Boldest Fragrance Yet: Moose Turd Cologne 💩🌲
Limited Release — April 1st Only
Up in the North Woods, the men are tough, the stew is questionable, and the cologne... well, it's unforgettable.
Inspired by the legendary tale of Jigger Jones — who cooked up a pie no one dared complain about — we bring you a scent that demands respect (and maybe a little distance).
🪵 Notes of forest floor, aged leather, and just a hint of mystery.
🧴 Made in small batches (real small — like one bottle) at our Adirondack Fragrance Farm.
🚫 No moose were harmed in the making of this cologne. We can’t say the same for your social life.
Moose Turd Cologne — Because sometimes, you just gotta stir the pot.